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FASCINATION OF A THOUGHT LEADER

rocket-fuel-labs-launches 2Michael Pollack of Rocket Fuel Labs

Verbatim – John Jonelis

I always enjoy the scenic water taxi ride to the Chicago Merchandise Mart where the huge high-tech incubator known as 1871 lives and breathes like a sleeping dragon in a cave full of gold. Continue reading

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HEART OF GOLD

Heart of Gold TJohn Jonelis – I knew something outstanding was going on, but when a friend raved about it, I had to stop procrastinating and find out more. Continue reading

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MAY IS GONE

Ron May - Tech CocktailWe lost Ron May. There’re those that are bitter and those that’ll weep. There’s those that always revere him and swear by his widely circulated May Report—and then there’s the others that still feel the sting. Everybody has a powerful opinion, but I got more than one reason for liking the guy. Continue reading

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WHO DO YOU TRUST?

PIVOTJohn Jonelis—Verbatim from special correspondent, Donatas Ludditis

Welcome—welcome to Ludditis Shots & Beer! Glad you come in.

Got question for you.

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I hear about this guy: Nikhil Sethi his name. No, don’t ask me—I never say it right. He got easy way to advertise on social web. His outfit called Adaptly. Got three slick platforms that work as if by magic. And his company, it grow like crazy! This I want to know more about. Continue reading

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THE BIG MATCH

The Story of Ray Markman-Part 13

Friday, 5:00 pm – The Conclusion

Ray MarkmanIt’s 5pm at the Union League Club. We crowd into a squash court, not a boxing ring, and close the door. This is a private fight between Alexander Harbinger PhD and Loop Lonagan, man-about-town. That’s right—two of my colleagues and best friends are about to beat each other senseless. And I’m here to enjoy every second of it. Continue reading

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THE PIVOT

The Story of Ray Markman-Part 12

Friday, 4:40 pm

Ray MarkmanI’m winding up my own conclusions about Ray Markman’s bold assertion that he never worked a day in his life. At the same time, Loop Lonagan’s big boxing match with Alexander Harbinger is getting close. I don’t know how you feel, personally about the sad spectacle of a friend beating up on another friend—in cold blood in a rule-based arena—but I plan to be there to enjoy every second of it. Continue reading

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FAMILY FIRST

The Story of Ray Markman-Part 11

by John Jonelis

Ray MarkmanFriday, 4:30 pm

I’m trying to gathering material on Ray Markman’s assertion, “I never worked a day in my life,” before time runs out. This very afternoon, my two colleagues—Loop Lonagan and Alexander Harbinger—will fight a duel over this, and one of them may not live to tell about it.

Lonagan paces the worn oak planks of my office floor in the back room of Ludditis Shots and Beer. “I wanna say somthin’ about dis new business Ray starts. Him and his partners is already makin’ a bundle, so why should he try’n change the way people buy things? But that’s just what he does.
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THE FEAR OF RISK

The Story of Ray Markman-Part 10

by John Jonelis

Ray MarkmanFriday, 4:20 pm

My office door swings open and in walks Loop Lonagan holding a bottle of scotch by the neck. “Hadda settle for da cheap stuff,” he says.  “Where’s Alex?”

“Sent him to the club to warm up.” I pull two drinking glasses out of my beat-up old WWII Air Force desk.

Lonagan pours a jigger or two into our tumblers, leans back and inhales the aroma of the scotch. He grins. “Warmin’ up won’t do ‘im no good.”

“That scotch won’t do you any good, either.” From his sloppy speech, it’s clear to me that Loop’s has too much alcohol in his belly already.

“Shuttup ‘n’ drink it. I know what I’m doin’.”  He downs his and pours another, then pulls out his notes.  “Lemme give ya what I got left on Ray Markman. Where d’ya want I should start?”

“Tell me why he leaves Britannica.”

The Fear of Risk

Lonagan flips a page of his notes. “Okay, by dis time, Ray’s da executive veep at Britannica. If he sticks another 8 months, he’s gonna be president.  Deeze guys is payin’ ‘im hundreds o’ thousands o’ dollars and givin’ ‘im every perk a guy can get.  First class travel ‘round da world, unlimited expense account, cars, clubs, seasons tickets to da Bears, da Bulls, da works.”

It sounds like a good life to me. “So why doesn’t he stay with the company?”

Risk - The Game

RISK – A Parker Brother’s Game ™

Lonagan thumps his notes. “He wants to get da company into video—dat’s da up-and-coming tech play at da time. Dey already got every subject in the world between da covers o’ Britannica—a wunnerful resource—and dey got a name dat holds incredible prestige.  Nobody can compete with ‘em.  So Ray pitches video and alotta udder good ideas fer products not even on da market yet.”

He scoots his chair closer and leans forward on my desk. “Ray really studies da video business. So far, it’s just mom and pop stores.  But he knows it ain’t gonna end there.  It ends with da big guys musclin’ out da little guys.  Dat’s how it always ends and dat’s what’ll happen here.  Britannica’s da big guy.”

Board Room - Mary Poppins

BOARD ROOM – From MARY POPPINS – A Walt Disney – Buena Vista Production

“Is all this reliable, Loop? Can you back it up?”

“Naw, it’s second, third hand. But it sounds like Ray t’ me.  Wanna hear it?”

“Sure, go ahead.”

He clears his throat and reads Ray’s words from his notes: Some of these guys are interested in just one thing—retiring. That’s all they care about—that’s all they ever talk about.  Who wants to retire?  I don’t want to retire.  I said, ‘Why do you want to retire?’

I tell them, ‘The risk of DOING is less than the risk of STAYING PAT. I can’t convince them.  They have all this money.  They’re buying bonds, not stocks.  They’re looking in the rear-view mirror.  They can’t visualize.  I quit and start my own video company.’

Lonagan looks me in the eye. “You see ‘is problem? Deeze guys is worried about risk.  They’s at dat time in life when it’s too late to recover from a big loss.  We all reach dat point if we don’t get hit by a truck er somethin’.  Ray just sees it different is all.”

I lean back in my chair and close my eyes. That’s thirty years ago and Ray still doesn’t want to retire today.  I find these words wonderfully revealing.  It seems a shame that so few of us relish our work the way Ray does.  People actively seek to escape it.  He finds joy in it.  This is a man at home with his business environment.

On the Loose

Lonagan clears his throat and breaks me from my reverie. “So Ray’s on da loose with ‘is partners and whadaya think? Britannica comes back to ‘im and wants ‘im to do their video business.  Dey had ‘im on da inside.  Dey turned down da idea.  Now dey hire ‘im as a consultant.  ‘Course, he charges a huge fee.  And they pay it! 

 “So he gets into da video business, doin’ real good right from da get-go. 

 “He calls his company Heritage Home Video and does lotsa udder projects.  All sorts o’ how-to videos.  Then he gets ahold o’ dis Jane Fonda video ‘n’ makes it by far da #1 seller at da time.  You remember that one.” 

Jane Fonda Exercise Video

Jane Fonda Exercise Video

I grin to myself, recalling Jane Fonda on the cover of that tape.  They even advertised it on television.

“Back then, ever’body rented video. But Ray ain’t rentin’ any o’ da Jane Fonda stuff.  He figures, it don’t do no good to rent it ‘n’ watch it one time.  It’s an exercise video.  You gotta watch it over and over.  So people is payin’ 59 bucks for dis thing.  Then there’s videos on how to play baseball, golf, basketball, a lotsa others.  So Ray and his partners get all dis video business that coulda belonged to the big company.” 

Lonagan’s slams his fist on the desk. “Y’know how I see it?  Britannica rules da Internet today if dey keep up with technology.  But dey throw it all away just like Sears and Monkey Wards throw away their catalogues dat ever’body relied on fer years ‘n’ years.  And doze guys coulda ruled online retail the way Amazon does now. 

I nod. So Ray saw it that far back.

 “Remember dis, John—Fear o’ risk strangles yer vision every time.”

 

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RE-WRITING HISTORY

The Story of Ray Markman – Part 9

by John Jonelis

Ray MarkmanFriday, 4:10 pm

 

I’m still alone in my office picking through my box of documents on Ray Markman when I come across this:

Ray’s in Acapulco on vacation after he pulls off a tremendous success with his all-woman ad agency. He gets a call: ‘You gotta come down here. Big meeting with Britannica.’ He says he’s not interested and hangs up. Britannica isn’t his account.

Next day he gets another call. Different tone. ‘You better get your ass back here.’

He says to his wife, ‘Honey, I gotta go.’ And it changes his life. Continue reading

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THE FIRST ALL-WOMAN AD AGENCY

The Story of Ray Markman – Part 8

John Jonelis

Ray Markman“A turnaround guy uses the same skillset as an entrepreneur.” – Loop Lonagan

Friday, 4:00 pm

All alone at the office. The hour of the big duel getting near.  I’m frantically digging through my cardboard box of files and memorabilia on Ray Markman and find this:

Ray has it good in his dream job at Leo Burnett, but he leaves for a new role at McCann Erickson. 

Why does he do a thing like that?  Sure, it’s one of top five agencies but he always wanted to work for Leo Burnett.  Why does he leave his dream job? Continue reading

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1000 IDEAS

The Story of Ray Markman – Part 7

by John Jonelis

Ray Markman

Friday, 3:45 pm

Loop Lonagan is out somewhere looking for another bottle of $50 scotch and I’m alone with Alexander Harbinger PhD, getting his slant on the Ray Markman story. Alex looks fit—all six foot five of him—but I wonder if he has any real experience boxing.

The match is just a little over an hour away, so I put it to him.

He brings himself even more erect in his chair. “When I vas a boy I attended a special school—what do you call it ven you live at—ah yes—boarding. It vass a boarding school. They taught all ze boys to defend zemselves.”

I squeeze my eyes closed. This is all wrong. The guy hasn’t used his fists since school days, and he’s going into a boxing match with Loop Lonagan? A horrible image comes to mind and I shudder. I picture Lonagan grinning while he cranks the handle of a meat grinder. Continue reading

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THE RIGHT WAY TO FAIL

The Story of Ray Markman – Part 6

by John Jonelis

Ray MarkmanFriday, 3:30 pm

The hour of the duel is closing fast.  Can I get the information I want out of these two hotheads before they beat each other senseless? If I prove one or the other right, will that snuff out the fuse?  At this point, I can’t be sure of anything.

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